soccer is not a sport

[John Galt]

[Philly]

Ggggyyyggggg

[Philly]

A sport is defined by dictionary.com as a "physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively."

Soccer is not a physical activity, because it does not use the entirety of the body. It could be considered a physical activity by an amputee who lost both arms. Until soccer finally tests a person's upper torso, it is not a physical activity. Would you consider someone to be physically attractive if their upper torso was extremely ugly? No.

As we've seen, soccer is not governed by rules, but rather by corruption. How long is a soccer game? It depends on the whim of a referee, depending on how much money he has bet.

Soccer is not engaged in competitively. As we've seen, most soccer games end in ties. Both teams lose.
Thus, soccer is not a sport. It is an activity. However, as we've seen, it is an activity that has dreadful consequences on culture, inciting fascism, violence and perversion. Moreover, it appeals to the downtrodden, below-average, dimwitted, collectivists and racists. One aspect of therapy to cure the soccer fan's disease is to advance where she can realize what a sport actually is, and then become a fan of a sport. When one considers soccer as a sport, he is only evading reality - essentially creating a fantasy world.

[exploited]

[Dylan]

[Divinity11]

[exploited]

Lolstfu <3

[Dylan]

Not only is it not a sport, but it's also a laughably corrupt non-sport.

But what should we expect when cheating is an accepted part of the game on the field? The whole culture is repuslive and dishonorable. The sport should be banned worldwide and all soccer balls destroyed. First offense of playing soccer or soccer-related games (such as hackysack, which is actually more of a sport than soccer) is punishable with a fine of $150,000. Second offense is 5 years in prison. Third offense is death.

[John Galt]

i dunno why the US is doing this though, real americans don't care for soccer

or perhaps that's why, so we can destroy this scourge. carry on, justice department

[Saz]