Business ideas...

[jimmyz]

I hear you can put 20+ Mexicans stacked like logs in the bed of your truck and throw a tarp over them. At $3000 a head you net $60,000.00 a load smuggling humans. If you can get to Arizona I'll introduce you around.

[Professor]

Teach online. Friend of mine has a wife that started teaching basic accounting courses online. He was a mid-level exec at a tech company. She kept taking more and more classes on, making more and more money. At some point, they figured out that he should quit his job and be her assistant (grade papers, post lessons, etc.). At last count, they were making $200k+. All from home, and working about 50 hours/week between the two of them.

And, after all that, if you're just dying to do something with the truck for cash, paint it pink then Bedazzle it all over. Sell on Ebay for zillions.

[exploited]

Drive really aggressively, and try to make up for your personal shortcomings by owning a big truck you have no real use for.

For some reason, this is my general experience with Dodge owners. Change the stereotype bro.

[Aaron]

I don't understand single cabs.

[Professor]

[Kane]

I've got it menson....use this truck as a prototype/proof of concept for a brand new popemobile....

You'll have to draw up schematics and get this truck presentable which could put you in the tank by a couple million but just think if the payoff....

[Mr.Bill]

[exploited]

I'd really suggest plowing. If you are careful, it is very easy to make money at. That was my first business venture, and I miss it. Getting up early, grabbing a coffee, blasting the tunes as you smash snow and ice off driveways and parking lots... Good times.