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Postby John Galt » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:16 am

i hate sleeping with virgins. it's usually pretty bad and gets messy -- both at the time and the fallout of the fact you slept with a virgin and they are way more emotional about it than normal. last time i slept with a virgin i was 22 and i'm keeping it that way.

and yet, some japanese guy bought this brazillian's virginity for 780,000 dollars

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what possess people to do such madness

well i shouldn't have said "hate". i mean, it can be alright, but i'd rather have a woman who knows what's up
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Postby exploited » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:26 am

My wife and I were each others firsts... and I can honestly say it was a horrible, frightening experience, and I would gladly never repeat it.

That guy is nothing more than a perverted asshole.
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Postby eynon81 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:29 am

shit like this is turning me into a bolshevik.


as to OP, turning in my V card was probably among the most embarrassing/disappointing nights of my life. let's just say I was still scared of it.
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Postby exploited » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:31 am

I might also add... if you are going to pay three quarters of a million for someones virginity, you should probably try to pick someone good looking.
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Re: virgins

Postby John Galt » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:36 am

since we're all reliving out first times

it wasn't hers but it was mine. her on top on the floor of my parent's basement for a glorious 45 seconds



i may be exaggerating the time i lasted... i probably am but it was nearly 15 years ago...
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Re: virgins

Postby Spider » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:17 am

She's a smart cookie.

In Brazil she's got a decent income for life if properly invested, and all she had to do is let some old perv from Nippon drizzle her with fluids for a few minutes.
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Re: virgins

Postby NAB » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:23 am

There is no trim on this planet worth $780,000. If there were it would definitely not be virgin.

72 virgins? I'd rather have one pro.

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