Reptilian Argument Numero Ocho (Sponsored by ABC)

[Saz]

lol just watching this now.

Rubio getting his shit shoved in the mud by Christie. Literally mocking him for repeating the same line and rubio has nothing but the exact same line to repeat. what a f**k retard.

[Saz]

Also forgot about Cruz being exposed as a complete electioneering fraud by carson. Lmao "Well CNN retracted it after a minutes so I don't know how you got it wrong but everyone can see what you did." Cruz is literally a reptile.

[Saz]

First of all this is a great debate

Trump yelling that he won't let people die in the street! Calling out the insurance companies.

Meanwhile, ted cruz slithers in and talks about spending more on healthcare for the elderly. Retard cruz going to delink healthcare from employment. Well if you still have to pay for it and you lose your job, how long will you be able to pay for healthcare? What a weasel.

[Saz]

lmao Trump shushing bush like a little boy and then calling out ABC for giving out all the live tickets to donors and corporate interests. Crowd booing while trump schools them on the fact that the Keystone pipeline is actually a private venture.

Christie just wrecking Rubio, worried youngblood might die in the ring with the shots he is taking. Feel bad for kasich, looks like an out of place choir boy with trump and cruz and christie up there just throwing haymakers. Reminds me a bit of Alan colmes on the hannity show, usually talking the most sense but just gets beat down by larger and louder men.

[Saz]

Cruz bragging about bombing civilians and a freshman orientation. Brings up Gulf War as evidence of overwhelming force, forgot the fact we had to f**k INVADE iraq. What a f**k lunatic, it's like someone tried to clone patrick bateman and something went slightly wrong.

[Saz]

Trump LITERALLY explaining the art of the deal

lmao now kasicsh is like no you have to plead and beg people to get stuff done

[uebermann]

uh...