Priebus's Opener: "First, I'd like to honor the deceased police officers and their service to this nation. Second, I'd like to thank the men who killed them for helping us scare white people into voting Trump."
Token Robbit speaks. Looks slightly confused - "is this mordechai's bar mitzvah? whaddaya mean a speeach?"
Alexandra Smith: Kindergarten teacher tries meth for the first time, which reacts poorly with collagen in her cheeks.
How many times are they going to show the same 3 black people?
Pastor Mark Burns: "Our enemy is Hillary CLinton and the Democratic Party". Funny, I thought our enemies were largely not Americans. My mistake! Thanks for reminding us that Party >> Country for Republicans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izmlveQPUe4