I say grind it all down and have it just be a giant Teddy Roosevelt on a charging steed, wind whipping through his prototype-Swanson mustache.
....or better yet, go with the mutton chops:
![Image](http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/teddy-roosevelt.jpg)
None of those other clowns are alpha enough to literally be mountains.