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Postby uebermann » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:52 am

odd dream last night. I can't remember all the details of the whole dream but I remember a doctor telling me they were going to give me a sex change and the operation wasn't going to hurt. I was restrained on a table and couldn't move much. They didn't use any kind of local anesthetics nor put me under. They started jamming tubes into my left side and started cutting me open (no where near my genitals) and I was trying to get away, screaming that I didn't want this and it was hurting. They just kept on. I woke up and my whole left side midsection of my body hurt. Pain went away after I was awake for a few minutes.

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Re: weird dream

Postby jimmyz » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:07 am

Alien abduction and removal of your left kidney more likely. Their procedure leaves no scar.
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Re: weird dream

Postby Philly » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:08 am

it means you wanna be a lady. follow your dreams.
go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The f**k Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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Re: weird dream

Postby spacemonkey » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:45 am

I dreamed I was in LA. and the la brea tar pits had a volcanic eruption.
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Re: weird dream

Postby Saz » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:56 am

I checked WebMD and I believe your testicles may have retracted which would explain the pain after waking up. Consult a doctor
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Re: weird dream

Postby jimmyz » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:05 pm

I used to never feel pain in my dreams. You know, falling off of buildings and the like. But know I can feel pain, smell, taste in my dreams. Lately I've had a couple dreams where I am terrorized by a pack of small yapping dogs biting my hands as I fend them off. I feel their teeth in my flesh. It's a much less severe pain than if it were happening in real life thankfully.
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Re: weird dream

Postby uebermann » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:43 am

had a dream last night where I was a chaperone at my niece's elementary school for a field trip and there was a group set up taking kids out on a large sled pulled by snowmobile out over a frozen lake. I was up above the lake area, keeping the kids in the line, when I heard a scream and the ice over the lake had broken and the 10 or so kids that were on the sled had all fallen into the frozen lake. they were all in kindergarten. heads started going under the water.

I took off and dove in to try and save as many as I could. Another adult was there on stable ice and I was lifting kids up out of the water and handing them to her. A few kids had gone under and were still struggling and I was lifting them up as fast as I could but before long I couldn't see any more of them and I was barely able to stay afloat myself due to the cold. I had passed out while lying on the ice on top of the lake, due to hypothermia I guess. I woke in a hospital and they told me that I had saved all the kids, but I remembered seeing three kids below me that I couldn't get to sinking to the bottom and I knew I was out of the water so how could I have saved them all?

But all 10 kids had come into the hospital to see me so they all had to be alive. The parents thanked me, the teachers thanked me. I was going through some kind of rehab at the hospital but it didn't make any sense because I didn't have any surgery. The doctors and nurses wouldn't let me leave. They ended up restraining me to the hospital bed. There was a lot of confusion and time gaps that I didn't understand. Events seemed to be happening out of order - I was ready to leave the hospital but then the next moment I'd be strapped to the hospital bed. Or I'd be going through rehab on a machine and then waking up on the floor of my hospital room.

Three of the children I saved kept coming back to see me, usually without any adults and suddenly I realized that they hadn't lived - these were the children I saw sinking in the lake the last time I went down before coming out. I was actually in a mental hospital and they were there to try and save me from myself, to help me live with the guilt of not being able to save them.

Then the cat stepped on my face and I woke up.
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Re: weird dream

Postby spacemonkey » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:57 am

Had a dream I sparked up a fatty and got a buzz.
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Re: weird dream

Postby uebermann » Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:49 am

Went to a new Sea World with family even though I didn't really want to be there. They had redesigned the park so that it was mostly interactive now, and the orcas had several large interaction areas where the public could just walk up and touch them. There were lots of shallow areas that all connected together with water and then deeper pools. There was an incident where a few guys had picked up a baby orca and then the adult male orca started attacking everyone when the baby got hurt.

He was grabbing people by the feet and dragging them into the deeper parts, then eating their feet as they tried to swim away. I was frantically running around trying to help people out of the water and save them from death, which is when the orca started trying to target me. I knew he was after me so I kind of teased him around the pool areas so the other people could get away. The park had all of the water interconnected so everywhere I went, the orca would follow me. Every time I started towards the park exit, he would cut me off and prevent me from being able to leave, forcing me to go a different way to try and fool him. A few times he got really close and nearly nabbed me.

Woke up terrified as f**k as I had Buffy on Netflix on and little kids were screaming in the show. It took a second for the haze to clear and realize what was going on heh.
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Re: weird dream

Postby lnrw » Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:54 am

Drink a cup of kombucha before bed to dream insanely.
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