Worked through all concoctions and decided to end all searches in favor of moonshine. It fits in with my hillbilly persona.
When I feel like putting on the Ritz, it is one large ice cube of frozen Essentia bottled water that I make in a 50 year old aluminium ice tray added to an expensive fine Whisky, Whiskey or Scotch.
NAB... the little umbrellas are two drawers left of your Viking range.